Q. Are you not Peter?
A. No I am not Peter. I’m Brendan it’s very nice to meet you.
Q. Are you sure you are not Peter?
A. Yes 100% sure. I’m not now or never will I be Peter.
Q. Was there a Peter?
A. To my understanding there has been many Peters.
Q. You’re starting to annoy me!
A. I’m not sure that’s a question?
Q. Did a Peter used to run the shop?
A. Yes there was, I’m glad you asked. Peter ran the photoshop from its inception in 2011 until a few years ago.
Q. Where is Peter, I used to like Peter?
A. Where he is currently I’m not sure, I have his phone number and I can call him for you if you like.
Q. I mean why does Peter not run the shop anymore – did you kill him?
A. No he is very much alive and I can prove it, he has retired from running the shop.
Q. Peter retired? But he seemed so youthful in all my interactions with him?
A. I’m not sure that’s a question more a statement of disbelief.
Q. So what does Peter do now?
A. Lots of things I suspect, I think maybe it would be best if you addressed a lot of these questions directly to him. You’ll find his website at monochromemeath.com and he still runs his film photography and darkroom printing workshops.
Q. Why don’t you answer the phone number listed on Google, Instagram and Facebook?
A. Well it’s an online shop and it is not always convenient for me to take calls. A lot of business platforms require you to have a phone number so that you can receive messages on What’s App, Insta and FB. This is the primary use of that phone number. We always welcome a message to us directly on any of those platforms and we do our best to respond quickly.